Excuse me, I think you have my stapler..?

Don't make plans to show just because you think I want you to show.
Don't say you're coming if you know you aren't going to show.

Don 't say you're coming and not show.
Don't allow me to feel crazy when I ask you why you didn't show.
Don't make me ask you why you didn't show.

Don't neglect to break your own plans that you're going to show by not showing.

Don't pretend you never made plans to show.

Do not use the word "maybe" when speaking to me.

Do not say you'll call if you're not going to call.

Or at least take some time to retract all of these things BEFORE not doing what you say you're going to do.

You will never know how insulted I feel.

I will only send enormous amounts of catastrophic energy in your direction.

Beware the bad energy.

I am a mountain. You will not pass.

And give me back my fucking pipe, bitch!