<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5601337773581711027</id><updated>2011-07-28T08:27:32.117-07:00</updated><category term='chocolate fk'/><title type='text'>Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn't</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Hot Hot Heat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07933584154695182389</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5601337773581711027.post-1745863454098192428</id><published>2008-02-15T12:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:50:27.164-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Forever February</title><content type='html'>It's a new year.  I've neglected my posting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which is unfortunate because so much has happened since November.&lt;br /&gt;Too much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm at Toni's.  She drives me crazy.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My phone is dead-- As always.&lt;br /&gt;My folks are coming to town tonight, and I am supposed to pick up Kristin's shiny new toy car to chaufer them in.  I'm glad they're here.  Maybe I'll be able to stay out of trouble.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A beautiful life was lost... My Sam.  I feel him everywhere.  He's guiding me.  I'd say more, but I don't need to start crying in anyone's kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyhow-- Life's strange.  I have a lot of things that I need to pile together to get mine on the road it belongs on, the one I left when she left. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's been a year.  I think I'm finally letting go.  Sometimes I wish I knew who you were.  But then I think that I'm glad that I don't, this way I'm protected.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5601337773581711027-1745863454098192428?l=officiallyrich.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/feeds/1745863454098192428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5601337773581711027&amp;postID=1745863454098192428' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/1745863454098192428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/1745863454098192428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/2008/02/forever-february.html' title='Forever February'/><author><name>Hot Hot Heat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07933584154695182389</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5601337773581711027.post-1936396955108892299</id><published>2007-11-30T06:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-30T06:21:14.964-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Let Me Borrow That Shirt, Betch!</title><content type='html'>Great night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Until I got pushed over by Sabrina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then Ashley bit my arm and drew blood.&lt;br /&gt;I told her she was being silly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She back-handed me across the face.&lt;br /&gt;My eye is swollen.&lt;br /&gt;I look dumb.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The shit-fuck-fuckity part is....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mo insisted on being there for me.&lt;br /&gt;Then bailed.&lt;br /&gt;Then sent me a HORRIBLE message from Krystal's phone.&lt;br /&gt;Lame. :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Betch&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5601337773581711027-1936396955108892299?l=officiallyrich.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/feeds/1936396955108892299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5601337773581711027&amp;postID=1936396955108892299' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/1936396955108892299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/1936396955108892299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/2007/11/let-me-borrow-that-shirt-betch.html' title='Let Me Borrow That Shirt, Betch!'/><author><name>Hot Hot Heat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07933584154695182389</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5601337773581711027.post-4613595667634309025</id><published>2007-11-27T19:05:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-27T19:08:49.341-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chocolate fk'/><title type='text'>I like this CD I made for you better than u..</title><content type='html'>I told you to leave well-enough alone.&lt;br /&gt;You still aren't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lame.&lt;br /&gt;Boo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your termination papers have been filed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5601337773581711027-4613595667634309025?l=officiallyrich.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/feeds/4613595667634309025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5601337773581711027&amp;postID=4613595667634309025' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/4613595667634309025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/4613595667634309025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-like-this-cd-i-made-for-you-better.html' title='I like this CD I made for you better than u..'/><author><name>Hot Hot Heat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07933584154695182389</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5601337773581711027.post-7095079808235229876</id><published>2007-11-27T11:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-27T12:22:54.117-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chocolate fk'/><title type='text'>Excuse me, I think you have my stapler..?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DYWUQTA0MFo/R0x8goPXJCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L4NhD4UbfpE/s1600-h/krstyalspipe.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5137618174922400802" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DYWUQTA0MFo/R0x8goPXJCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L4NhD4UbfpE/s320/krstyalspipe.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't make plans to show just because you think I want you to show.&lt;br /&gt;Don't say you're coming if you know you aren't going to show.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don 't say you're coming and not show.&lt;br /&gt;Don't allow me to feel crazy when I ask you why you didn't show.&lt;br /&gt;Don't make me ask you why you didn't show.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't neglect to break your own plans that you're going to show by not showing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Don't pretend you never made plans to show.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Do not use the word "maybe" when speaking to me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Do not say you'll call if you're not going to call.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Or at least take some time to retract all of these things BEFORE not doing what you say you're going to do.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;You will never know how insulted I feel.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I will only send enormous amounts of catastrophic energy in your direction.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Beware the bad energy.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I am a mountain. You will not pass.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;And give me back my fucking pipe, bitch!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5601337773581711027-7095079808235229876?l=officiallyrich.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/feeds/7095079808235229876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5601337773581711027&amp;postID=7095079808235229876' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/7095079808235229876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/7095079808235229876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/2007/11/excuse-me-i-think-you-have-my-stapler.html' title='Excuse me, I think you have my stapler..?'/><author><name>Hot Hot Heat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07933584154695182389</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DYWUQTA0MFo/R0x8goPXJCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L4NhD4UbfpE/s72-c/krstyalspipe.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5601337773581711027.post-7532874655279219034</id><published>2007-11-26T08:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T08:02:37.596-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the yearning</title><content type='html'>a blog of my very own.&lt;br /&gt;how appropriate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my heart burns.&lt;br /&gt;but my mind is eagerly working out the kinks that have knotted over the last ten years.&lt;br /&gt;in some ways i'm still thirteen.&lt;br /&gt;i'm ready to let go and move on. &lt;br /&gt;this will help me tremendously.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thank you, baby jesus.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5601337773581711027-7532874655279219034?l=officiallyrich.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/feeds/7532874655279219034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5601337773581711027&amp;postID=7532874655279219034' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/7532874655279219034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5601337773581711027/posts/default/7532874655279219034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officiallyrich.blogspot.com/2007/11/yearning.html' title='the yearning'/><author><name>Hot Hot Heat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07933584154695182389</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
